March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
So i went to a Chinese Buffet today.
And i always find myself trying to control myself. I have a thing for Pretty people. And i find Asians to be very attractive. Actually i find most people who aren’t american or mixed racists very attractive. (I don’t know why but i do) So, the lady who sat us down was so beautiful, i just had to tell her. And lucky, she Was Manderin so i told her...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
I really shouldn't order food when im hungry. I...
eldritch-abomination:
ohyousillypotato:
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Ordering pizza,
Want your pizza cut into squares? Have another request?
how should i answer?
SO TRUE.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
austindyke replied to your post: So. On my other blog i have this anon..
Don’t worry about what negative ppl say, Apparently they have some kind of issue with them selves, Its just sad… You are beautiful!
Awe thank you love <3
Blogs:
Personal:http://rainbow-lizard.tumblr.com/
Inside My mind:http://rainbows-shadow.tumblr.com/
Sex:http://yourfuturewify.tumblr.com/
So. On my other blog i have this anon..
They say “Okay, You ignorant twat. I’ll spell it right. You’re a hideous beast, and I hope you kill yourself. You’re fucking atrocious. I wish you had killed yourself. I also with you were under 18 so I could report you to the police and have them removed so other poor people wouldn’t have to see disgusting things like that.” I love the word twat xD so its okay
February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
Anonymous asked: How do you have so much time for tumblr if you have two kids...?
Nap time
Tomorrow is self harm awareness day. Reblog if...
Snooki is pregnant. God help us all.
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